His Holiness The Dalai Lama: WHO WILL SEE HIM

MY(DAVID ZHANG)'S ESSAY

READ MY ESSAY

https://webspace.utexas.edu/dz55/DALAI%20LAMA.pdf

Re: MY(DAVID ZHANG)'S ESSAY

This is the picture that for some reason does not work when David posts:

Re: MY(DAVID ZHANG)'S ESSAY

here is the word version in case the adobe one screws up
https://webspace.utexas.edu/dz55/DALAI%20LAMA.doc

HAY

Post an example of a picture. I WISH TO SEE THE STANDARDS BY WHICH MY ART IS JUDGEDE

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Ok, technically I recycled an old picture, because I am very lazy right now, but SEE HOW I HAVE COMBINED THE NECESSARY ELEMENTS:

A GIANT SQUID
MANY HUNS
ELEPHANTS
AND THE FINNISH LANGUAGE

The password is admiration and here are the images I had selected and made for this article since they won't post:

So count chocula was on his way to finnishing school in rhode island, when all of a sudden a giant squid jumped out of the ocean and tried to eat him. When he finally fought it off he pulled out his fluyte/dagger and did his thing on it, calling on the power of the elephant (the ancient beast from the middle east with teh power to move you) alls was well, when the squid suddenly struck back. ITs ok tho cuz the elephant megazord thing killed it because it hated JEWS and the squid was JEWISH. Jews suck. So the squid died and chocula and manny the elephant megazord talked for hours about how and why jews suck, when manny sneezed!! this sneeze wasnt like magical elephant megazord snot or shit like that, fuck no, this was the Mongols. Apparently on his last trip to fagland, manny snorted some come with some mongols hiding from the huns in it... they was livin in his nose fo 4 years, surviving off of the juices which chocula provided... (not going into that sexual robotic megazord sex, thoough more like masterbation since the zord is a robot... a robot with heart) and then yeah the jews sucked some more. So the mongols popped out and where so happy that the count was like "you guys are badasses, lets u get hooked up wit my cereal yo's" theys was like "word?" the count replied "Word" and it was on, the cereal eating match which the count intended on all along was a go, the mongols hadnt listened that well since the count said "he who dont eat the fastest gets turned jewish and then forced to breast feed a vacuum cleaner for 70 hours" and yeah then rhode island showed up, the count killed his friend manny and all the mongols, ended up saving the jewish religion, then killed all the christians cuz he didnt like the cover on his bible he found while rummaging through the table of his hotel in rohde island right before having sex with 23492340324 prostitutes, train of the century...





-ART, dude i really wanna go to the lama guy. peace and ive been drinking

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So count chocula was on his way to finnishing school in rhode island, when all of a sudden a giant squid jumped out of the ocean and tried to eat him. When he finally fought it off he pulled out his fluyte/dagger and did his thing on it, calling on the power of the elephant (the ancient beast from the middle east with teh power to move you) alls was well, when the squid suddenly struck back. ITs ok tho cuz the elephant megazord thing killed it because it hated JEWS and the squid was JEWISH. Jews suck. So the squid died and chocula and manny the elephant megazord talked for hours about how and why jews suck, when manny sneezed!! this sneeze wasnt like magical elephant megazord snot or shit like that, fuck no, this was the Mongols. Apparently on his last trip to fagland, manny snorted some come with some mongols hiding from the huns in it... they was livin in his nose fo 4 years, surviving off of the juices which chocula provided... (not going into that sexual robotic megazord sex, thoough more like masterbation since the zord is a robot... a robot with heart) and then yeah the jews sucked some more. So the mongols popped out and where so happy that the count was like "you guys are badasses, lets u get hooked up wit my cereal yo's" theys was like "word?" the count replied "Word" and it was on, the cereal eating match which the count intended on all along was a go, the mongols hadnt listened that well since the count said "he who dont eat the fastest gets turned jewish and then forced to breast feed a vacuum cleaner for 70 hours" and yeah then rhode island showed up, the count killed his friend manny and all the mongols, ended up saving the jewish religion, then killed all the christians cuz he didnt like the cover on his bible he found while rummaging through the table of his hotel in rohde island right before having sex with 23492340324 prostitutes, train of the century...





-ART, dude i really wanna go to the lama guy. peace and ive been drinking MIKE MAC

JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME I POST THIS REPLY

Notice how the Mongols are attacking each other while slyly, a GIANT SQUID lurks in the background and hopes to profit from the confusion.


NOTICE HOW TINY ELEPHANTS DO THE SAME THING TO THE HUNS

IS IT CONSPIRACY

ARE ELEPHANTS AND SQUIDS REALLY - BEST FRIENDS!?